a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
GOD THAT TOOK ME LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND THEN I STARTED CRYING FROM BOTH LAUGHTER AND SHAME
(Source: clubpenguln)
a man walks into a zoo. the only animal in the entire zoo is a dog. it’s a shitzu
GOD THAT TOOK ME LIKE FIVE MINUTES AND THEN I STARTED CRYING FROM BOTH LAUGHTER AND SHAME
(Source: clubpenguln)
I’m going to make you a sandwich.
This seems retarded, right?
See, to most guys, it’s usually the other way around.
But no. I’m not like that.
I want to prove to you that I’m not like the sexist guys out there in this world.
You don’t belong in a kitchen, because you belong in my heart.
Sincerely,
Me.
*clicks fashion tag* *immediately clicks out of fashion tag*
unfollow me for a better dash
i’m fucking cryingf
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
(Source: temp0es)